my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
did dr. dre even attend medical school?
im looking for scholarship stuff and my head is swimming woah
no wait i never consented to this emotional trauma i just wanted to play a video game
i’m pretty open with people but not share pornhub video to facebook open with people
Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age
that girl you just called fat? she sucked so much dick last night. stomach full of dick. so much cock. that boy you just laughed at for wearing glasses? got sperm in this eye. lost all his sight. loves sucking dick. got so much dick. that girl you just laughed at in the wheelchair? she fucked your man so hard. left her paralysed. vagina broke.
dick harder than flappy bird