minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!


posted on Apr 23 from colonelhughes © raubbenhood with 54,084 notes

rnints:

this isnt a humor blog its more of a cry for help


posted on Apr 23 from okay © lizthefangirl with 61,866 notes

officialunitedstates:

lifeguards are nice but they only save you when you’re in the water.  where were you when I was starving in the arizona desert?  you certainly werent saving lives then now were you


posted on Apr 23 from okay © officialunitedstates with 7,110 notes

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order


posted on Apr 23 from dutchster © getoffmybloghoe with 268,249 notes

selfiequeenxo:

I was watching mean girls on nick jr and they censored the words gay and homosexual but not bitch and slut because it’s not okay to expose kids to the existence of homosexuality but it’s okay for them to hear derogatory terms for women


posted on Apr 23 from politedemon © selfiequeenxo with 1,147 notes

ask-blueb100d-equius-zahhak:

(Sorry for the absence ;w; My final is done in a week then I’ll come back to update! Thank you my followers! ;w; Have a crappy fem!Equius cosplay of me if this crappy thing can be considered as a cosplay… T_T)


posted on Apr 23 from twinliars © equiuszahhakbot with 6,762 notes
tagged: #hOTTIE ALERT
riannafinch:

justyoutuberthings:

riannafinch:

I’m home

Hi home, I’m dad.

*sheds a fatherly tear* 

riannafinch:

justyoutuberthings:

riannafinch:

I’m home

Hi home, I’m dad.

*sheds a fatherly tear* 


posted on Apr 23 from dinosaur-irl © peggys-magic-sex-feet with 135,104 notes

sexisted:

why does boredom have to exist


posted on Apr 23 from slightlyfake © sexisted with 25,814 notes

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal


posted on Apr 23 from vulcanchicks © overlypolitebisexual with 45,059 notes

posted on Apr 23 from yongmuney © 2ci with 31,394 notes